i'm using it as an example. i'm just saying, the armiger is supposed to be used in life-or-death situations. if it's not something you can use in a life-or-death situation it shouldn't be in the armiger.
remember when i told you about those three guys i was on a road trip with? ignis is the guy with glasses.
he was also my adviser. in practice he was more like the group mom, which was hilarious, because he was our age. the number of times i used to hear "the armiger is not a laundry hamper" from him...
do you want to talk to the property insurance people? because i've talked to them and it was one of the worst and most awkward conversations i ever had with a human being.
listen, if not target, maybe the goodwill in undertown? i mean yeah he gives out weird shit but none of it's burned my apartment down.
got a flavorless drink too. i still have no idea how they managed to make it taste like absolutely nothing at all.
if we don't see anything, i will call sam and see if he'll sell you something that actually works. [He'll make such a sad face at Sampo if he doesn't.]
yeah, i should’ve known. just…you know, don’t blindly trust people on craigslist hawking their stuff at dirt-cheap prices. if it sounds too good to be true, at least on the internet, usually it is.
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i’m going to find out if ignis also reincarnated and i’m leaving a fruit basket at his door.
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shit i sound like dad AND ignis.
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he was also my adviser. in practice he was more like the group mom, which was hilarious, because he was our age. the number of times i used to hear "the armiger is not a laundry hamper" from him...
the armiger is not a laundry hamper by the way.
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[Caleb that might be a fire hazard!!]
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look if you need new appliances we can go to target together, i need a new coffeemaker anyway.
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listen, if not target, maybe the goodwill in undertown? i mean yeah he gives out weird shit but none of it's burned my apartment down.
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Does he sell appliances? (⊙_⊙)
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yes. apparently. guy sells things like magic wands that change your outfit instantly, a washer probably isn't that far out of his wheelhouse.
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I know he sells food--I found some Mountain Dew and a weirdly flavorless drink when I got my Pokemon--but I didn't see appliances. Sweet!
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got a flavorless drink too. i still have no idea how they managed to make it taste like absolutely nothing at all.
if we don't see anything, i will call sam and see if he'll sell you something that actually works. [He'll make such a sad face at Sampo if he doesn't.]
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and remember the guy who sold you the pressure cooker that made dad swear off pressure cookers?
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i was pretty floored too.
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What?!
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I'm glad he's okay, though. Then again, is he okay if he's always asking for money or selling something?
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eh, he's fine. he was like that back when i was younger too.
anyway, if the goodwill doesn't have anything, i'll call him and he'll sell you an appliance that actually works.
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Alright! Sorry, I just don't like buying from the big box stores if I can help it. You know me.
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i’m going to find out if ignis also reincarnated and i’m leaving a fruit basket at his door.