do you want to talk to the property insurance people? because i've talked to them and it was one of the worst and most awkward conversations i ever had with a human being.
listen, if not target, maybe the goodwill in undertown? i mean yeah he gives out weird shit but none of it's burned my apartment down.
got a flavorless drink too. i still have no idea how they managed to make it taste like absolutely nothing at all.
if we don't see anything, i will call sam and see if he'll sell you something that actually works. [He'll make such a sad face at Sampo if he doesn't.]
yeah, i should’ve known. just…you know, don’t blindly trust people on craigslist hawking their stuff at dirt-cheap prices. if it sounds too good to be true, at least on the internet, usually it is.
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i’m going to find out if ignis also reincarnated and i’m leaving a fruit basket at his door.
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listen, if not target, maybe the goodwill in undertown? i mean yeah he gives out weird shit but none of it's burned my apartment down.
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Does he sell appliances? (⊙_⊙)
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yes. apparently. guy sells things like magic wands that change your outfit instantly, a washer probably isn't that far out of his wheelhouse.
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I know he sells food--I found some Mountain Dew and a weirdly flavorless drink when I got my Pokemon--but I didn't see appliances. Sweet!
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got a flavorless drink too. i still have no idea how they managed to make it taste like absolutely nothing at all.
if we don't see anything, i will call sam and see if he'll sell you something that actually works. [He'll make such a sad face at Sampo if he doesn't.]
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and remember the guy who sold you the pressure cooker that made dad swear off pressure cookers?
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i was pretty floored too.
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What?!
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I'm glad he's okay, though. Then again, is he okay if he's always asking for money or selling something?
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eh, he's fine. he was like that back when i was younger too.
anyway, if the goodwill doesn't have anything, i'll call him and he'll sell you an appliance that actually works.
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Alright! Sorry, I just don't like buying from the big box stores if I can help it. You know me.
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[. . .]
i’m going to find out if ignis also reincarnated and i’m leaving a fruit basket at his door.