because they’re not pokemon they’re from lucis and she is TOO BIG
[Oh shit capital letters, he’s stressed. A second later, a picture of a bird big enough to ride on comes in, and oh shit, yeah, it cannot fit in Noctis’s nice little apartment. It’s barely managing to not knock over his table.]
bribery?? chocobos love leafy greens. the problem is getting her past the neighbors. and then getting her all the way into a gate.
like at least she’s not a bear in bed but what is she going to do in a city? with cars everywhere? i don’t know if she’s used to the sheer noise, it might spook her.
he might like having the bird around. lots of big open space in the teapot. and gil likes animals and is so insanely rich i get headaches thinking about it, it wouldn’t be an issue for both of them to look after her.
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chocobo in my apartment
help she’s too big to keep in here
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That's not in my Pokedex?
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[Oh shit capital letters, he’s stressed. A second later, a picture of a bird big enough to ride on comes in, and oh shit, yeah, it cannot fit in Noctis’s nice little apartment. It’s barely managing to not knock over his table.]
we need to get her to hyrule.
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How are we getting her out of your apartment?
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like at least she’s not a bear in bed but what is she going to do in a city? with cars everywhere? i don’t know if she’s used to the sheer noise, it might spook her.
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Oh hey maybe see if Sam can loan us a teapot to get her out?
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he might like having the bird around. lots of big open space in the teapot. and gil likes animals and is so insanely rich i get headaches thinking about it, it wouldn’t be an issue for both of them to look after her.
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Even if they don't want her in the teapot, it'll be useful for getting her out.
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yeah. ok give him a call, i'm gonna calm the poor girl down, she doesn't like being in a really cramped space.