…I still want a cool thing, though. Dan Heng gets his magic transformation and Aeons liked you and now you have a raccoon tail and teleporting. I want a cool thing!
[We can arrange that. Anyway, congratulations, she’s been successfully distracted from her incoming headache.]
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[We can arrange that. Anyway, congratulations, she’s been successfully distracted from her incoming headache.]
Oh, right, that.
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[A beat.]
Don't do that. That's a joke. Do not go piss off some faeries.
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I wouldn’t even know where to find faeries! How would I even piss them off? [Considering March, this would be unbelievably easy for her to do.]
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That's my cousin. You don't have to like him, but be nice.
[Honestly. Anyway.]
I dunno, that's how I got the racoon tail.
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[A beat. She’s seriously considering this.]
If I went and told a faerie they smelled funny do you think they’d give me cat ears?
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