IC Inbox for Kaisou

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WIP

Comments

voice; off-app; after cu’s post

[illucesco]

Caleb—if you get this, stay inside.

[actnormal]

I am, don't worry.

[He sends a photo of him trapped by two of the Creations, his Delcatty, and his Dewott.]

They'll make sure of it.

[illucesco]

Oh, remind me to give them a treat.

[He pauses.]

Don’t come over to my place either, I. Have someone staying over. [Usually this would be a cause for celebration on account of how Noctis has barely ever invited anybody to his apartment. Unfortunately, given the timing…]

[actnormal]

[. . .]

When did you get a partner?

1/3

[illucesco]

What?

2/3

[illucesco]

[. . .]

3/3

[illucesco]

No! Not a partner!

[actnormal]

Well, what am I supposed to think!?

[illucesco]

Someone is hiding out at my place, that’s what! I don’t have the time or energy to date.

[actnormal]

You could. You can just say you don't want to.

[illucesco]

I’m not dating anyone, and even if I was, it would not be Ardyn. He’s an ass.

[actnormal]

...why do you have Ardyn at your house? He's an ass.

[illucesco]

Because it's either he stays at my place, where no one will figure out he's there, or the Black Order tries their best to make death stick on him.

[A sigh.]

And as much of an asshole as he is, I don't want that to happen.

[actnormal]

Oh. Well if you end up needing a place to hide, you guys can come here.

[illucesco]

Honestly, I might take you up on that and leave him at home, if he drives me insane enough.

[actnormal]

Are you sure that's a good idea?

[illucesco]

I told him he gets to use my gaming rig for the time being. I'm hoping that's enough.

[He knows it's not.]

This whole thing's not a good idea, but I don't have any better ones. [And he doesn't want anyone else he knows to die violently if he can help it.]