illucesco: (and it goes ooooh.)

[personal profile] illucesco 2024-06-02 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
🍿 (๑ᵔ⤙ᵔ๑)

i’ve never been on this side before, this is great.
illucesco: (so cross-promote; now cast your vote)

[personal profile] illucesco 2024-06-02 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
i do i just also think watching you flail about hot guys is hilarious.
illucesco: (all this rope; the devil's in the detail)

[personal profile] illucesco 2024-06-02 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
oh you’re in pokego now? congrats!

you can try. he knows i give him the best fish.
illucesco: (and my feet to run the hell out of here)

[personal profile] illucesco 2024-06-02 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
they’ll work out. i’ve got faith in you. and hey you’re right, it’ll be fun in the meantime.

he’s going to get too heavy to carry if you give him so many french fries!

anyway hey. look at it this way. now you get to make the queer jokes, you know the ones: “i like my men how i like my women. that’s it i also like men.”
illucesco: (to carry them home)

[personal profile] illucesco 2024-06-02 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
yeah it’s on a t-shirt in my closet you wanna see?
illucesco: (still heaven waits for no one here)

[personal profile] illucesco 2024-06-02 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
[A picture of this shirt hanging in his closet.]

bought this three years ago off redbubble. wore it to pride. it was fun.
illucesco: (it's prestidigitation; it's kick the can)

[personal profile] illucesco 2024-06-02 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
i think the person who made them is having a pride sale right now. hold on i'll check.

[A couple minutes later, he drops a link to a Redbubble store that sells not only that shirt, but many other dad joke shirts themed around Pride month. There are so many rainbows.]

yeah, it's on sale.
Edited 2024-06-02 15:34 (UTC)
illucesco: (see i was born a restless wayward child)

[personal profile] illucesco 2024-06-02 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
sure! [He's always down for pissing off Astrid, fuck her.] we should take it right in front of the vogue. i passed it by and it's decked out for the month.